A helpful suggestion

I was shopping in Tescos the other day - I normally shop at Asda - and was reminded of their helpful approach to labelling and allergy advice. Following all the recent horse meat unpleasantness, I think they should follow the same model.

So labels on burgers should read:

• No horse
• Not produced in a facility that handles horse
• Cannot guarantee that this product does not contain horse

That should do it.